As my manicurist once told me, "of course you can't go to a job interview with your nails all raggedy." I might be paraphrasing, but you get the idea. Knowing this town, you can sabotage the interview you've been dying for with jagged cuticles.  Problem: Having spent the last couple months chewing them off, how's a bum to get presentable nails without blowing two weeks of grocery money?

I’ve been wearing the same t-shirts and pants since high school, but now they’re starting to fall apart. What’s a poor boy to do? Luckily, there are a number of places in LA to find some über-cheap threads.