In the park, on the desk, or even just while searching the job boards — us bums gots to eat.  Don’t hit the commissary or the roach coach or any other place that costs you far too much moolah — it’s time to pull out some of them tasty groceries you normally let rot in your fridge and get to feasting. Here’s some ideas for what to do with them. I promise to keep it cheap.

Kick It Old School! Be like a kid — pull out the jammy*, aim it at the PB, smooth on your favorite bread of choice. You can even cut off the crusts if you like, just like your momma used to do! Pack this up with an apple, some carrot sticks and a juice box or (like me) an awesome reusable Klean Kanteen and head to the park with an old frisbee, ball, book, what-have-you. Maybe you can even make a new friend to share your bummy life with. Maybe you’ll feed those tasty spare crusts to some birds. Either way, kinda feels good to be five again, right? Bet when you were five you didn’t save the environment by recycling your water bottle, either, now did’ya?

*Special thanks to the Beastie Boys for letting me bastardize their lyrics even though they have no idea... Don't believe me? Check this out.